Wednesday, October 31, 2012

This shit only happens to me - WTF Wednesday #2

Yesterday was full of YAY and FFS moments in a nauseating, emotionally blendering roller coaster. Yes I know blendering is an abuse of the verbing trend. Yes I know verbing isn't a word. Shut up.

It's been that kind of month. It's left me repeatedly thinking "why the hell do these things only happen to me?!"

It was the fuck-up that alerted her

I anonymously messaged an old mate. I accidentally included an @ and then sent "oops". She didn't know who it was sending her random crap until she read oops. The fuck up immediately made her think of me. So my fuck-ups should be listed in my police file under "Identifying Features". If I had a police file. Which I don't. I don't think. Do I? Shit. WTF?

The one where a bird landed on my head in public

I'm walking along a major city street when I suddenly feel two tiny claws on the top of my head. Not scratching. Just... standing... I had time to say "what the f-" and the claws disappeared.

I notice one of these guys fluttering, confused, near me against a window.

Yes, a bird did just land on my head. Not swooping or attacking just... resting? WTF?

The free reptile I got from attending Problogger Training Event 2012

What? You didn't get yours?

I found one of these guys in my Problogger bag.

Image from here

I thought it was a toy until I touched it. He'd lost his tail in fright after the cat chased him and hidden in the bag that had been sitting on the floor. My cat has no tail either but I suspect that is another story...

I popped him back into the garden. Shark penises and free skinks - Problogger had it all. WTF?
What weird shit happens to you??

Here are the rules for What the Fuck Wednesday:

  2. On Wednesdays**, blog about what's made you go What the Everloving FUCK???? discombobulated you that week.
  3. Steal the What the Fuck Wednesday button from my sidebar, and stick it on your sidebar or in your post.
  4. Use the link below to link up to your What the Fuck Wednesday post (not just a link to your homepage).
  5. Pop over to everyone else who’s linked up, read, and go WTF! with them in their comments.

* Actually there are 5 rules. Maybe 4. WTF?
** For Wednesdays, read “whatever day of the week it lands on the blog”. See Rule 1 above.


  1. I am very worried for your sanity and safety today so can you call or blog in every 5 mins pls, your life is a travelling circus without tent

  2. Oh dear hon... you've been hanging around ME too long!! Eep!!! xxx

    1. I suppose I should be glad I didn't throw the GPS out the window again... it could be worse! xx

  3. Do these have to be specific to Wednesday? ;)

    1. Oh I just failed reading the Internet...ffs.

    2. I think you've punished yourself enough over this one.

      I would LOVE you to link up though.

  4. Hahaha, I too find skinks in the most random of places in my house. The latest one was walking along the floor in Mia's bedroom. Mia had a jolly old time crawling along trying to rip his poor little tail off. I suspect the skink didn't enjoy it as much.

  5. Don't complain - most people are never blessed with wildlife at all,ever - mind you, could have been worse: a spur-winged plover bowling you over instead of just pee-wit in your hair (bog blog connection there?), and a crocodile in your handbag rather than skink in a bloggerbag! xxxx

    1. I'd just rather not be blessed with wildlife inside my house LOL xxx

  6. No arses were injured in the making of this week. Bonus!

  7. OMFG. Did you really have a lizard in your bag?! WTF?!

    PS. A magpie recently swooped down on me. It didn't peck me but I felt something hit my head. Later I discovered my bobby pin was missing. Someone said the shininess must have attracted it. (Def a WTF moment?!)


    1. Yes, just a little one that was hiding from the cat. I think it and I were equally surprised to see each other.

      Bobby pin stealing magpies?! Bastards!! xxx

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