I want you to believe in fairies, so I want to employ a large group of men to tell you why you should believe in fairies too.
If you don't believe in fairies, I'll judge you and attack your lack of fairy belief. I can do that, because I believe in fairies.
Don't attack my belief in fairies though. That's not on. That's oppression.
Countries will go to war over whether fairies are real, or unicorns are real. Many millions will die.
I want others who believe in fairies to allow my employees unrestricted access to their children. When this goes horribly wrong, I'll make sure my employees avoid the law, because my organisation will be bigger and more important than justice. My organisation will provide a hotline to the Big Fairy In The Sky. So I can close my heart to the screams and crying of those kids. Because I believe in fairies.
I want to run an organisation that doesn't have to report crimes and pays no tax. And when my organisation gets into trouble, I'm going to bleat that all the OTHER people are doing things wrong and THEY should be getting into trouble TOO. So there, nyerrrr. Because I believe in fairies.
What? I can't create an organisation based on a fairy tale and then expect to be above both criminal and taxation law?
Damn. Looks like I believe in the wrong fairies.
Do you believe in Royal Commissions?
