Send for the negotiator...

Today there is only this:

I have my family held captive. I won't eat their still beating hearts if you send:

• junk food
• red wine
• Valium 
• cheese
• good science fiction TV
• a great big dose of leavemethefuckalone

Oh and you should probably throw in a rescue team for my loved ones.

Looks like nobody's gettin' out alive this time.

P.S. Normal service will resume shortly (in about 3-5 days)

What does that bitch horrid teary aggro unbearable shit the glory that is womanhood do for you each month?