After visiting your esteemed establishment recently for some* drinks and an open-mic folk afternoon**, I feel compelled to bring a couple of items to your attention:
- You might want to improve the cleanliness of your bathrooms. Just sayin'.
- You must have some rough clientele*** because, where most places keep spare rolls of toilet paper in their bog, you keep, well, spare bogs.
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| ERMAHGERD! A floating green arrow in the toilet! |
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| What the scary floating green arrow was trying to bring to my attention. Proof that the items stacked up there were, in fact, toilets. |
- Do they get broken often, that you need to keep some spare ones on hand?
- Rather than storing spare bogs in your bog, maybe you could consider some toilet paper? Or even perhaps more than one toilet for the whole pub? Just a suggestion. Oh wait! Someone told you to get more toilets. So you did. And stacked them neatly in... the toilet.
The noisy non-folk fan in the corner.
PS. I don't normally take my phone into the toilet with me. I saw these and snuck back in to take the shots****.
* Many.
**I just don't know myself anymore. It was fun. (I was drunk).
*** Do open-mic folk afternoons really get that rowdy? OK so yes I was the most rowdy there. But I didn't damage the damn toilet, did I? What kind of person do you think I am? (Don't answer that).
****After waiting for 3 hours because there was one toilet for the whole place. No shit.*****
***** Pun intended.
